Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in....(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"
I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
There is a great need for sarcasm font.